If you listen hard enough, you can hear me calling out from the foot of the bridge...
"Jump, you talentless fat old cunt. Try to land on the extra from Beverley Hills 90210, so you both fall on top of me. I leapt into the abyss just minutes ago, after tearfully reading aloud some awful poetry that rhymed, but an unfortunately soft sandbank robbed me of the dramatic end I had been hoping for. It's rather embarrassing, actually."
80s Anti-Suicide Culture was brilliantly satirized in Heathers.
Teenage Suicide (Don't Do It) by Big Fun
https://youtu.be/sO3WEfBIPvM
If you listen hard enough, you can hear me calling out from the foot of the bridge...
"Jump, you talentless fat old cunt. Try to land on the extra from Beverley Hills 90210, so you both fall on top of me. I leapt into the abyss just minutes ago, after tearfully reading aloud some awful poetry that rhymed, but an unfortunately soft sandbank robbed me of the dramatic end I had been hoping for. It's rather embarrassing, actually."