Your Girlfriend Doesn't Exist
a poem
Your girlfriend doesn’t exist
And that’s her favorite trick,
Like something out of some flick,
Your girlfriend doesn’t exist.
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Your girlfriend doesn’t exist
She’s got the wiles of a fox,
Don’t serve her rum on the rocks,
Don’t put her on any list!
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Your girlfriend doesn’t exist
She won’t respond to her name,
She won’t cry when she’s in pain,
She won’t care if she is missed.
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Your girlfriend doesn’t exist,
And that’s not really so bad.
She never pouts when she’s mad,
She’ll neither shake, shout, nor twist.
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Your girlfriend doesn’t exist
A secret you’ll never tell,
Since things are going so well,
And she sure knows how to kiss!
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Your girlfriend doesn’t exist
But you know she’ll never lie,
And her love will never die,
Because she doesn’t exist.
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Andy Nowicki is the author of several books, most recently The Insurrectionist and Muze, as well as the soon-to-be published The Rule of Wrath. Visit his YouTube channel.