Conspiracy theorists are batting 1.000
And 'debunkers' keep striking out
Now is not a good time to be a “debunker,” or a mocker of “conspiracy theories,” or a ostensible whistleblower on what official sources seem to be so-called “misinformation.”
To illustrate what I mean, allow me to make use of a metaphor, related to how fans of rival sports teams engage in “trash talk.”
Picture two rival teams playing a basketball game, and one team is leading the other by thirty points. The team which is behind, however, gets a brief moment of elation when their athletic center receives a spectacular no-look pass from the point guard and executes a breathtaking slam dunk.
For a moment, the fans for the losing team cheer wildly. Then the winning team’s fans begin to chant, “Scoreboard, scoreboard, scoreboard!” while pointing to the posted digital display, indicating that the team that just made the slam dunk basket is still behind by 28 points. It is a sobering reminder that the losing team has absolutely no reason to celebrate.
Such is the current state of affairs between Team Conspiracy and Team Deboonker. All we Team Conspiracy boosters need do, if our opponents cop that sassy or condescending attitude to which they have been so (undeservedly) prone throughout the years, is to remind them of how many times we have been right, and they have been wrong.
The scoreboard says it all.
From the JFK assassination, to the CIA selling crack in the ghetto, to Kurt Cobain’s mysterious death, to 9/11, to the Covid scamdemic, to the 2020 election, to— most significantly and most devastatingly— the reality of child sex-trafficking amongst the so-called elites, just to name a few major events, the deboonkers have consistently been proven wrong, over and over again.
Of course, as tempting as it may be to gloat about our scoreboard supremacy, every conspiracy theorist deep down wishes ardently that he had been wrong, and that the debonkers had been right.
After all, it would be grand to live in a society in which billionaires, politicians, and celebrities didn't avidly take part in child sex trafficking, where our government actually cared about protecting its citizens instead of unflinchingly killing them in cold blood to further foreign-policy goals, where presidents weren't murdered by the CIA, where our elected officials hadn't been thoroughly bought off by the interests of a certain Middle Eastern country at the expense of their own constituents.
It would be wonderful to know that everyone in power wasn't corrupt and depraved, and that they actuallu respected the Constitution. That is why every conspiracy theorist secretly wishes that his “kooky” ideas could have been proven wrong.
Unfortunately— to return to the sports metaphor offered earlier— Team Conspiracy is up by 30 points, and the game clock is running out.
We conspiracy theorists have won, in the sense that we have been right about nearly everything. But ours is an exceedingly hollow victory, since it displays, beyond a shadow of a doubt that our system is bankrupt and our rulers are intractably depraved psychopaths.
Andy Nowicki is the author of several books, including The Insurrectionist, Muze, and The Rule of Wrath, the shocking memoir The Secret Life of an Alt-Right ‘Operative.’ , and now the mind-bending alt-historical romance The Curtsy and the Kiss. Visit his YouTube channel.
It’s like you turned over a log in the forest and found the pillbugs snacking on a face.
You forgot: It's been debonked that the Epstein Elites are cooking up a war with Iran to loot its oil and strike a blow against ChiCom energy-dependent global hegemoney. A war which will be peformed as flawlessly as the liberation of Venezuela.